Bring some personality to your next gathering. These massive 60cm engraved charcuterie boards combine premium craftsmanship with conversation-starting humor. Whether you are sticking to a "five cheese plan," surviving late-stage capitalism, or just offering cheese and wine instead of emotional support, these boards are designed to be the centerpiece of your table. They make the perfect unforgettable housewarming gift or a fun upgrade for your own kitchen.
The Timber and The Craft Available in your choice of solid European Beech or Acacia, I selected these timbers because they are absolute workhorses. Both are naturally dense, highly impact-resistant, and gentle on your knives, making them just as reliable for heavy daily kitchen prep as they are for serving loaded grazing spreads.
To ensure they are ready to go straight to work in your home, every piece is sealed with 100% food-safe Tung oil and finished with a pure beeswax polish to nourish and protect the grain.
Dimensions and Details:
Dimensions: 500-600mm (Length) x 250-300mm (Width) x 19mm (Thickness)
Material: European Beech or Acacia
Engraving Designs: Available in a rotation of cheeky, laser-engraved quotes
Finish: Sealed with 100% food-safe Tung oil and pure beeswax polish
Collection: Part of the accessible, everyday-use Cucinetta Collection.
Care: Hand wash only with warm, soapy water. Do not soak or put in the dishwasher. Periodically reapply beeswax polish to keep the timber hydrated.
Bring some personality to your next gathering. These massive 60cm engraved charcuterie boards combine premium craftsmanship with conversation-starting humor. Whether you are sticking to a "five cheese plan," surviving late-stage capitalism, or just offering cheese and wine instead of emotional support, these boards are designed to be the centerpiece of your table. They make the perfect unforgettable housewarming gift or a fun upgrade for your own kitchen.
The Timber and The Craft Available in your choice of solid European Beech or Acacia, I selected these timbers because they are absolute workhorses. Both are naturally dense, highly impact-resistant, and gentle on your knives, making them just as reliable for heavy daily kitchen prep as they are for serving loaded grazing spreads.
To ensure they are ready to go straight to work in your home, every piece is sealed with 100% food-safe Tung oil and finished with a pure beeswax polish to nourish and protect the grain.
Dimensions and Details:
Dimensions: 500-600mm (Length) x 250-300mm (Width) x 19mm (Thickness)
Material: European Beech or Acacia
Engraving Designs: Available in a rotation of cheeky, laser-engraved quotes
Finish: Sealed with 100% food-safe Tung oil and pure beeswax polish
Collection: Part of the accessible, everyday-use Cucinetta Collection.
Care: Hand wash only with warm, soapy water. Do not soak or put in the dishwasher. Periodically reapply beeswax polish to keep the timber hydrated.
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